Life Just Bounces

...so don't you get worried at all. (A weblog of music and otrogenerica)

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Sometimes it's best to turn a blind eye.

Half Man Half Biscuit: viciously, piss-funnily on target as always.

Above: Joy Division oven gloves. As respectfully stolen from Prole Art Threat, another pleasingly Fall-tune-namesake'd blog.

They came for the palmists, but I wasn’t a palmist, so I did nothing
They came for the bungee jumpers, but I wasn’t a bungee jumper, so I did nothing
They came for the players’ agents, but I wasn’t a players’ agent, so I did nothing
They came for the Charles Manson fans, but I wasn’t a Charles Manson fan, so I did nothing
They came for the reflexologists, but I wasn’t a reflexologist, so I did nothing
They came for the camp TV chefs, but I wasn’t a camp TV chef, so I did nothing
They came for the Romos, I laughed
They came for the martial arts enthusiasts, but I wasn’t a martial arts enthusiast, so I did nothing
They came for Eamonn Holmes, and I think I’m right in saying I applauded
They came for the fire-eaters, but I wasn’t a fire-eater, so I did nothing
They came for Dani Behr, I said she’s over there, behind the wardrobe

Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to
Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to
Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to
Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to
Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to
Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to
Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to
Turn a blind eye, sometimes it’s best to


MP3: Half Man Half Biscuit — "Turn a Blind Eye"

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