– Dylan Brody, in WTF Episode 78
1 More often attributed to Churchill, but actually a misattribution in both cases.
"Advice for the class of 2000: Run away and join the circus. Get a tattoo, hop a train. Plant a garden and save the seeds. Get married, have kids, wear a hat. Get good with a bullwhip. Don't lie, don't cheat, don't steal. Everyone must put beans on the table. Be devoted to the unification of the diverse aspects of yourself. Remember, most of what is essential is invisible to the eye. The quality of time you spend with someone far outweighs the quantity. And there's a lot you can do with a wah-wah pedal and a bullet mike."I remember when I was talking to my supervisor and he highly recommended that I go and get my doctorate.
I said, "By the time I get my doctorate I'll be fifty!"
And you know what he said?
"You'll be fifty anyway."